Dave’s Daily Quotes

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. ~ Malcolm Forbes  

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. ~ Henry Ford  

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. ~ Mark Twain

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. ~ Oscar Wilde

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde  

Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind. ~ Samuel Johnson  

All things are difficult before they are easy. ~ Thomas Fuller  

All men desire knowledge. ~ Aristotle  

You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. ~ Albert Camus  

The Lord’s Prayer: 66 words Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words The Ten Commandments: 179 words Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address: 286 words The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words The U.S. government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words  

Music must take rank as the highest of the fine arts–as the one which, more than any other, ministers to the human spirit. ~ Herbert Spencer  

My wife only has two complaints.  Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.  

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth…AMEN.  

Did you ever notice:  When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs…’    ++  

Did you ever notice:  The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.  

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.  

A penny saved is a government oversight.  

I was only looking at your nametag, honest!  

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.  

The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar. ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Politicians are people who get sworn in and cursed out! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Honestly, I love every single some of you.  

If I see one of those “Baby on Board” signs in a parked car on a hot day, am I morally obligated to break into the car?  

Life has no remote.  Get up and change it yourself.