Dave’s Daily Quotes

Flirtation:  attention without intention.  

Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. ~ Aesop  

Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper.  It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.

An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren’t treated like an adult.  ++  

Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~ Blaise Pascal  

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~ Oprah Winfrey  

The fact that I’m an idiot doesn’t mean that I’m not smarter than you.  

I’m not getting paid much for staying alive but it’s good experience.  

I’m sorry for not communicating, but sometimes it’s very hard to write on a moving planet.  

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.  

Help improve my appearance; I’m much better-looking when I’ve been hugged.  

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.  

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.  

Sometimes I make a mental note, but then forget where I put it.  

Never regret anything that once made you smile. ~ Amber Deckers

Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice.

Think of me as someone who is very often thinking of you.  

Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean you couldn’t make me happier.  

Correct me if I’m wrong, at your own risk.  

I have you, you have me:  at least one of us is lucky.  

Abandon all hope, ye who press ENTER here. ~ Anonymous  

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. ~ Joseph Campbell  

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up. ~ G.K. Chesterton  

I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it. It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it. ~ Anonymous  

By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant