Dave’s Daily Quotes
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“The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding.”
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Never lose sight of the fact that old age needs so little but needs that little so much. ~ Margaret Willour
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The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer. ~ Joan Collins
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Problems with grammar have I. ~ Yoda
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Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
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That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow…
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision. ~ Lynn Lavner
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I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my psychologist calls them, symptoms.
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I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you!!
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They say winning isn’t everything, and I’ve decided to take their word for it. ~ Bill Watterson
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50% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts.
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What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
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Technology now allows employers to cross the line from monitoring the work to monitoring the worker. ~ Cindia Cameron
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. ~ Michael Pritchard
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God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.
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Do’s and don’ts influence wills and won’ts.
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It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required. ~ Winston Churchill
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All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around the hole.
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How do you stop children from bed wetting? Electric blanket.
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Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and popsicles.
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According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.
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Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole.
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If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
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