Dave’s Daily Quotes

Life’s a bleach and then you dye.

Life with men is like a deck of cards.  You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury them.  

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment. ~ R. Buckminster Fuller  

Aim to please. Shoot to kill.  

Success for some people depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

No matter how many new translations of the Bible are made, the people still sin the same way.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. ~ H. L. Mencken  

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. ~ C.S. Lewis

A pessimist sees things not as they are, but as they never will be. ~ Anonymous  

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~ Anonymous  

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty–they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.  ~ Martin Buxbaume  

It is not a sign of good health to be well adjusted to a sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti  

Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens. ~ Peace Pilgrim  

If  we continue to teach about tolerance and intolerance instead of good and evil, we will end up with tolerance of evil. ~ Dennis Prager  

Pray, v.:  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. ~ Ambrose Bierce  

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. ~ Charles de Gaulle

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. ~ G. B. Burgin  

We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that we are perhaps in danger of forgetting how much blood it cost to establish the Bill of Rights.  ~ Felix Frankfurter  

There are those, I know, who will say that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dream.  They are right.  It is the American dream.  ~ Archibald MacLeish  

What is the essence of America?  Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom “to” and freedom “from.”  ~ Marilyn vos Savant  

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. ~ Douglas Adams  

Fortune tellers write séance fiction.  

6, uh… something, something… ~  The number of The Blonde Beast

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.  

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom. ~ Nick Faldo