Dave’s Daily Quotes

The truth is a precious commodity. That’s why I use it so sparingly. ~ Mark Twain  

I’m lost but I’m making good time. ~ Yogi Berra  

Your imagination, my dear fellow, is worth more than you imagine. ~ Louis Aragon  

Sometimes when you look in his eyes, you get the feeling someone else is driving. ~ David Letterman  

Most of us don’t sell out because nobody wants to buy.  

The universe is simple; it’s the explanation that’s complex.  

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. / What’s a sundial in the shade? ~Benjamin Franklin  

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~ Bob Rubin  

Sects, sects, sects… Is that all you monks think about?  

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.  

Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. ~ Fred Astaire  

Gun control is like trying to reduce Drunk Driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars. ~ Anonymous  

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.  ~ Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)

Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own. ~ Joss Whedon  

I’ll take crazy over stupid any day. ~ Joss Whedon  

I write to give myself strength.  I write to be the characters that I am not.  I write to explore all the things I’m afraid of. ~ Joss Whedon  

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president. ~ Johnny Carson  

Why is a crossword like a quarrel?  One word leads to another.  

Anybody who thinks I am strange ought to meet you.  

I think I’ll just sit here and wait till life gets easier.  

Choking on a lifesaver…how ironic!

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. ~ Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.  ~ Peter Ustinov  

Christie-Davies’ Theorem:  If your facts are wrong but your logic is perfect, then your conclusions are inevitably false. Therefore, by making mistakes in your logic, you have at least a random chance of coming to a correct conclusion.