Dave’s Daily Quotes

Apparently,  cluelessness is a sign of stupidity.  I had no idea.

I imagine that in some cultures, I would be considered successful.  Hey—it’s MY imagination…  

Change your profile picture to your favorite moon of the planet Jupiter to help fight childhood obesity amongst cats. Copy and paste to spread the word.  

Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.  

I have a lot of growing up to do.  I realized that the other day while inside my fort.  

No matter how little I do in a day…I always feel like I could have done less.  

Getting old is like a haunted house. There are sounds and smells that can’t be explained.  

I danced like no one was watching. Court date is pending…  

‎Two words have opened a lot of doors for me…Push and Pull.  

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

We must remember that in time of war what is said on the enemy’s side of the front is always propaganda and what is said on our side of the front is truth and righteousness, the cause of humanity and a crusade for peace. ~ Walter Lippmann  

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.  

Get your mind out of the gutter–it’s blocking my view.  

Sometimes I imagine conversations that I know we would have had.  

A miss is as good as a mr.  

Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, resign his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience, then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward. It is not desirable to cultivate a respect for the law, so much as for the right. ~ Henry David…

The truth can be bitter medicine.  Lies can be sweet poison.

Sometimes it seems I spend half my life just breathing in.  

Someday, I’d like to take a train across the country…but they never leave the keys in them.  

The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Most people are so lazy, they don’t even exercise good judgement! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~ Henry David Thoreau  

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. ~ Sessue Hiyakawa