Dave’s Daily Quotes

Remember that in giving any reason at all for refusing, you lay some foundation for a future request. ~ Sir Arthur Helps  

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment. ~ Benjamin Franklin  

Something tells me that they probably screwed up and named Murphy’s Law after the wrong guy. ~ Doug Finney  

Society exists for the benefit of its members, not the members for the benefit of society. ~ Herbert Spencer

Bad decisions make good stories.

LOL has gone from meaning “Laugh Out Loud” to “I have nothing else to say.”  

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?  

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.  

Circular arguments often make the rounds.  

Happiness is the place between too little and too much.

Love doesn’t really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

It’s good to question authority, but not mine.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.   2. On all your check stubs, write “For Marijuana.”   ++   3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.   4. Order…

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. ~ Stendhal  

Music soothes the savage beast…unless it’s polka.  

If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.  

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.    ++  

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys. ~ Jerry Dey

85% of the worlds work is done by people who don’t feel very well. ~ Winston Churchill    ++  

Stop Global Whining

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral. ~ Kehlog Albran  

Now is the time for all good men to come to. ~ Walt Kelly  

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living.  The world owes you nothing.  It was here first. ~ Mark Twain  +

Acquaintance, n.:  A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. ~ Ambrose Bierce  

The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.