Dave’s Daily Quotes

Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends. ~ S. Weir Mitchell  

Even in the presence of others he was completely alone. ~ Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance  

It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done. ~ Samuel Johnson  

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. ~ Harold R. McAlindon

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment. ~ Theodore H. White    ++  

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. ~ Adlai Stevenson  

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. ~ Louise Beal  

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ~ Andy Rooney  

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. ~ George Bernard Shaw  

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. ~ Thomas Jefferson  

Which is it; is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? ~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche  

You can choose a ready guide In some celestial voice If you choose not to decide You still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that’s clear I will chose free will.   RUSH, Free Will  

Money often costs too much. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson  

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. ~ Bertrand Russell

If you receive something that says, ‘Send this to everyone you know,’ pretend you don’t know me.  

I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions.  

For all you do, His blood’s for you!  

The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.  ++  

If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?  

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.  

We’re all our fathers’ fastest swimmers.  

Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Why do they call it a bumper if you’re not going to use it?  

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.  

I’d buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the straw.