Dave’s Daily Quotes

From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked. ~ Luke 12:48

Forgiving changes the perspectives. Forgetting loses the lesson.

Underground is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters “und.”

I can’t mate in captivity. ~ Gloria Steinem (on why she has never married)

It’s not reality or how you perceive things that’s important—it’s what you’re taking for it…

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others. ~ Kin Hubbard

You’re a primate. Get over it.

I’ve come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies.  Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just part of the way the world works.  Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you…

Edwards’ Law:  You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem.

If I had all the money I’d spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink. ~ Sir Henry Rawlinson

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint. ~ Mark Twain

I see little difference between the government taking over the companies and the companies taking over the government. ~ slashdot

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week but she called and told me that I wouldn’t be able to make it.

To me, it’s always easy to choose between the infinite, the ultimate, and chocolate. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

My wife believes that a romantic setting has a diamond in it.

The biggest problem in Nashville is trying to find clean words that rhyme with “truck.”

The written word can be erased–not so with the spoken word.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be or not to be… I think it’s a trick question.

I thought I’d forget you, but I guess I forgot to.

A bigot is a narrow-minded man who thinks the straight and narrow path isn’t narrow enough.

Man:  “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” Woman:  “Do not Enter!”   Man:  “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.” Woman:  “Yeah!  Let’s pick up some chicks!”   Man:  “Hey, cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?” Woman:  “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”   Man: …

A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs.   He stopped her and asked her how she was…

Geez if you believe in honkus.

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. ~ Zig Ziglar