Dave’s Daily Quotes

An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

Old skiers never die–they just go down hill.

Most people are fast to stop you before you get started but hesitant to get in the way if you’re moving. ~ Timothy Ferriss

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. ~ Orlando Battista

Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things. ~ Peter Drucker

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~ Anonymous

The way the neurotic sees it:  bars on his door mean that he’s locked in; bars on your door mean that he’s locked out. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

You never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. ~ George Orwell  

Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. ~ Jack Johnson

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. ~ H. L. Mencken

People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false; a gift confers no rights. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. ~ Alexander Dumas

I wanted to be a non-fiction writer, until I realized: it’s ALL fiction. ~ Annie Zalezsak

Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice. ~ Stanley Horowitz

I praise loudly; I blame softly. ~ Catherine the Second

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. ~ Robert S. Lynd

People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. ~ Joan Rivers

It is impossible to overestimate the unimportance of just about everything.

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. ~ Emily Dickenson

I’m still waiting for some public reaction to my arrival on earth. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

People change and forget to tell each other. ~ Lillian Hellman

It is not a question of how a husband and wife can be equal and alike. It is a question of how they can be equal and different. ~ Pierre Mornell

Sign in a bar: If the waitress looks beautiful to you, don’t drive.

Gluttony is not a secret vice.