Dave’s Daily Quotes

A study of economics reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. ~ Marty Allen

Everything I’ve ever done I’ve never been ready to do. ~ Lyle Lovett

You’ve got to try hard not to be nice. ~ Vince Gill

It’s useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they’re madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

Life is rich. Stay hungry, my friend.

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I’m terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar…

I respect your right to believe whatever you like.  I have no respect FOR your belief.

Being a mime means never having to say you’re sorry.

Life is a monkey flinging feces and candy. The trick is figuring out when to dodge and when to catch.

If I’d asked the customers what they wanted, they would have said; A faster horse. ~ Henry Ford

Removing the straw that broke the camel’s back does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.

Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers. ~ David Parnas

Trifles go to make perfection, and perfection is no trifle. ~ Michaelangelo

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? ~Steve Polyak

And with the morn those angel faces smile Which I have loved long since and lost awhile. ~ John Henry Newman

There is no definition of a Good day or Bad day. It all depends on you and your thoughts, that either you run the day or the day runs you.

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. ~ George Orwell

Remember, being an opponent is not the same as being an enemy. ~ Anonymous

There are men who can think no deeper than a fact. ~ Voltaire

The reverse side also has a reverse side. ~ Japanese Proverb

It is not enough to aim; you must hit. ~ Italian Proverb

That’s the secret to life…replace one worry with another…. ~ Charlie Brown

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise. ~ Raquel Welch

In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.

If a case of the clap spreads is it called applause?