Dave’s Daily Quotes

Some people just don’t know how to drive: I call these people, “Everybody but me.”

If you love any of your rights, defend all of them.

Only a child sees things with perfect clarity, because it hasn’t developed all those filters which prevent us from seeing things that we don’t expect to see. ~ Douglas Adams

It’s not enough to love the flowers, you have to hate the weeds.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft…and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. ~  Werner von Braun

Personally, I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. ~ Winston Churchill

It’s a pity stupidity isn’t painful.

We all have strength to endure the misfortunes of others. ~ Foucault

I don’t think you should be held responsible for the things you say to fill awkward silences.

I’m not going to make any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

It takes one to know one–and vice versa! ~ Alfred E. Neuman

Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places! ~ Alfred E. Neuman

In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated! ~ Alfred E. Neuman

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. ~ T. S. Eliot

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. ~ John Lithgow  

Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. ~ Taylor Swift

If I’ve learned nothing else, it’s that time and practice equal achievement. ~ Andre Agassi

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~ Beverly Sills

Wealth is the product of man’s ability to think. ~ Ayn Rand

Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~ George Bernard Shaw

The difference between rich people and poor people is that poor people spend money and then save what’s left; rich people save their money and spend what’s left. ~ Jim Rohn

The soul does not give up to despair until it has exhausted all illusions. ~ Victor Hugo

When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking it one day at a time.”  Yes, so is everybody.  Because that’s how time works. ~ Hannibal Buress

There’s nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. ~ Eva Hoffman