Dave’s Daily Quotes

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~ Latin Proverb

That that is is.  Why is this thus?  What is the reason for this thusness? ~ Artemus Ward

The saddest moment of a person’s life comes but once.

Men often believe–or pretend–that the ‘Law’ is something sacred, or at least a science–an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments. ~  Robert A. Heinlein

In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.

Patience is the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

Time is on my side. My bad side. ~Space Ghost

Maturity comes  not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. ~ Edwin Louis Cole

Warning! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.

Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan more or less incessantly, noisily or subtly, about the enormity of their problems, their burdens, and their difficulties as if life were generally easy, as if life should be easy. They voice their belief, noisily or subtly, that their difficulties represent…

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

Ignorance doesn’t kill you, but it makes you sweat a lot. ~ Haitian Proverb

If triangles had a God, He’d have three sides. ~ Old Yiddish proverb

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.

The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. ~ Barbara Hall

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I’ve had.

Smile is the way to solve many problems.  Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~ Ralph Marston

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~ Paul Sweeney

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. ~ Oscar Wilde

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. ~ Robert Frost