Dave’s Daily Quotes

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. ~ Cale Yarborough

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~ Aristotle

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? ~ Dick Cavett  ++

In the beginning there was nothing… which exploded. ~ The shortened Big Bang theory

If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples. ~ Anonymous

Indecision may, or may not, be my problem. ~ Jimmy Buffet

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on… ~ Robert Byrne

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. ~ Anonymous

Lazlo’s Chinese Relativity Axiom:  No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats—approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t care less. ~ Anonymous

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. ~ TV listing for the movie, “The Wizard of Oz”

My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around, even though neither of us knows any mannequins. ~  Anonymous  ++

While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. ~ Benjamin Franklin

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. ~ Benjamin Franklin

When the well’s dry, we know the worth of water. ~ Benjamin Franklin

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them somebody famous said them first. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Those things that hurt, instruct. ~ Benjamin Franklin (Translation:  No pain, no gain)

God heals and the doctor takes the fee. ~ Benjamin Franklin

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough. ~ Benjamin Franklin

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move. ~ Benjamin Franklin

The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. ~ Benjamin Franklin

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin