Dave’s Daily Quotes

Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded. ~ Anonymous   ++

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. ~ Anonymous

Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.  ~ Anonymous   ++

U.S. Marines–When you care enough to send the very best! ~ Anonymous  ++

I’m not sure these people have all their wheels on the pavement. ~ Anonymous

Q: Why do Blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front

Readers are plentiful, thinkers are rare. ~ Harriet Martineau

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. ~ Will Durant    ++

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. ~ Rene Descartes

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes    ++

Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic. ~ Jean Sibelius

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. ~ Winston Churchill

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. ~ Gandhi

A woman is like a tea bag–you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt    ++

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. ~ Havelock Ellis

We’re all in this alone. ~ Lily Tomlin    ++

Oh, the thinks you can think if only you try!  ~ Dr. Seuss    ++

A person’s a person no matter how small.   ~ Dr. Seuss    ++

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. ~ Mark Twain    ++

I am not young enough to know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde

Don’t be afraid to cry.  It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts. ~ Hopi Proverb

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. ~ Seneca

No great thing is created suddenly.  ~ Epictetus

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for–in order to get to the job you need (to pay for the clothes and the car), and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in…

A good way to keep your hair from falling out is to knot it on the inside. ~ Anonymous  ++