Dave’s Daily Quotes

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. ~ Anonymous

If a man is called to be a street-sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.  He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, “Here lived a great street-sweeper who did his job well.” ~ Martin…

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. ~ Anonymous

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. ~ Billy Sunday

God creates a worm for every bird–but He does not throw it in the nest. ~ Anonymous

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries and you will have a fine pig and a bad child. ~ Danish Proverb

Fat people are harder to kidnap. ~ Anonymous

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. ~ Aldous Huxley

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.  Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~ Winston Churchill    ++

May your trouble be like the old man’s teeth…few and far between. ~ Anonymous

Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns… Ever notice how all women’s problems begin with ‘men’? ~ Anonymous

Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when. ~ Anonymous

No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. ~ Anonymous  ++

No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood. ~ Anonymous  ++

One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present. ~ Stephen R. Covey

One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a “battle” that goes on inside people. He said, “My son, the battle is between two ‘wolves’ inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.  The other is Good.…

Promises are like babies…. Mostly easy to make, a bit hard to deliver. ~ Anonymous

Preach the Gospel at all times … if necessary, use words. ~ St. Francis of Assisi

People forget what you said. People forget what you did. But people never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examination, he identifies the books: the Bible, and Darwin’s “Origin of Species”. Curious, he asks the chimp, “What’s…

If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable. ~ Anonymous

Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs…Boy do I love Congress! ~ Anonymous

It is indeed fitting that we gather here today to pay tribute to Abraham Lincoln, who was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands. ~ Anonymous

Life’s most urgent question is:  what are you doing for others? ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Now and then, an innocent man is sent to the Legislature. ~ Anonymous