Dave’s Daily Quotes

You know you’re getting older when…90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ~ Anonymous

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! ~ Anonymous

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.    ++

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? ~ Anonymous

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. ~ Anonymous

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your…? ~ Anonymous

Always try to be modest and be proud of it! ~ Anonymous

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

I used to believe in forever . . . but forever was too good to be true. ~ Winnie the Pooh, A.A. Milne

And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn’t stop. ~ Winnie the Pooh, A.A. Milne

Always watch where you are going.  Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake. ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

A fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly. ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

Rivers know this: there is no hurry.  We shall get there some day. ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. ~ A. A. Milne

If we don’t know life, how can we know death? ~ Confucius

A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. ~ Confucius

Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came. I Saw. I Shopped.    ++

It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless! ~ Anonymous

If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others. ~ Anonymous