Dave’s Daily Quotes

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

Depression is not a sign of weakness; it is just a sign that we have been strong for too long. ~ Anonymous

Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are. ~ Jack Handey

A few words of wisdom I’ve learned when grieving: I can’t logic myself out of grief. I don’t just cry tears, I cry feelings. I have to feel it to heal it. Nobody grieves perfectly. Beautiful music sooths my soul. Most never understand until they experience it. Taking good care of myself in my grief…

‎1.  Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. 2.  If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3.  I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 4.  When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5.  A…

If you are not living life on the edge then you are taking up too much space. ~ Anonymous

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. ~ Mitch Hedberg    ++

Flattery is telling other people exactly what they think of themselves. ~ Anonymous

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman’s age, but you can’t fool a flight of stairs. ~ Marlene Dietrich

Debt is the worst poverty.  In poverty you have zero dollars in the worst case, while you are in negative dollars in debt. ~ Thomas Fuller

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. ~ Ronald Reagan

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.? ~ Winston Churchill

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn’t match what you dreamed it would be. ~ Anonymous

The qualities most needed are charity and tolerance, not some form of fanatical faith such as is offered to us by the various rampant isms. ~ Bertrand Russell

Charity sees the need, not the cause. ~ German Proverb

It was a childish ignorance, but now ’tis little joy To know I’m further off from heaven than when I was a boy.” ~ Thomas Hood

A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with its ignorance. ~ Henry David Thoreau

If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. ~ Dennis Roth

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. ~ Steve Martin    ++

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. ~ Jimi Hendrix

Afterism (n):  A concise, clever statement you don’t think of until too late. ~ John Alexander Thom

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. ~ Spike Milligan   ++

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. ~ Maya Angelou    ++

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. ~ Maya Angelou