Dave’s Daily Quotes

Believing in progress does not mean believing that any progress has yet been made. ~ Franz Kafka

It’s just life.  Just live it. ~ Terri Guillemets

The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to…

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~ John F. Kennedy

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~ Alexander Dumas

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I’d walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. ~ Anonymous

An Angel with the book of life wrote down my baby’s birth. And whispered as she closed the book “too beautiful for earth.” ~ Anonymous

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. ~  Robert Fulghum

He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion. ~ Thomas Fuller

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you—Jesus Christ and the American soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anonymous

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

A man should be greater than some of his parts.

Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation.

Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.

Q:  What did the doctor say when he finished the operation? A:  That’s enough out of you.

The face is familiar but I can’t quite remember my name.     ++

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!

I’d like to go to an assertiveness training class. First I need to check with my wife.    ++

It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action. ~ Al Batt

Do Something.  If it works, do more of it.  If it doesn’t, do something else. ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment.

I long to accomplish a great and noble task; but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. ~ Helen Keller

It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as quoting.    ++