Dave’s Daily Quotes

When I was a kid, I was so poor we would go to KFC and lick other people’s fingers.  ++

Can bald people get a hairline fracture?

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. ~ H. L. Mencken

Liberals have many tails and chase them all. ~ H. L. Mencken

The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.  ~ H. L. Mencken

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~ H. L. Mencken

Nature abhors a moron. ~ H. L. Mencken

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there. ~ Betty Grable

Cure sometimes, treat often, comfort always. ~ Hippocrates

Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.” ~ Mary Anne Radmacher

When your fear touches someone’s pain, it becomes pity, But when your love touches someone’s pain, it becomes compassion.     ++

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. ~ Edgar Allan Poe    ++

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.

If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones.

It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.    ++

Laziness is the mother of all vice… but, it’s a mother and you should respect her! ~ Spanish Proverb

It is the pain of sacrifice or the pain of regret.  Choose.

If you wish to make an improved product, you must already be engaged in making an inferior one.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. ~ Bertrand Russell

Never eat more than you can lift. ~ Miss Piggy   ++

Hardware, n.:  The parts of a computer system that can be kicked

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.    ++

Hey my friend, I see your eyes are troubled, care to share your time with me? ~  Dave Matthews Band