Dave’s Daily Quotes

The older I get, the older old is.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. ~ E. C. McKenzie    ++

There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt.    ++

There are three billion women who don’t look like super models and ONLY eight who do. ~ Anonymous

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime. ~ Anonymous

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. ~ Cicero

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ~ Rita Rudner

Got no check books, got no banks. Still I’d like to express my thanks. ~ Irving Berlin

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family.  Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.  ~ Jane Howard

You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely broke. ~ Anonymous

The lover perceives in the beloved what no one else can. ~ Abraham Maslow

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left. ~ Robert Orben

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average. ~ P.J. O’Rourke

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.  But then, we elected them. ~ Lily Tomlin

Not to be certain is, I think, one of the essential things of rationality. ~ Bertrand Russell

Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon. ~ Paul Brandt

It is surprisingly difficult to steal your own identity. ~ Larry Wiezycki

I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman.  I looked at her and cocked my eye.  She looked at me and cocked her eye back.  And there we stood, cock-eyed. ~ Tommy Cooper

Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities. ~ George Eliot

Perfection consists not in doing extraordinary things, but in doing ordinary things extraordinarily well. ~ Angelique Arnauld

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after. ~ Joyce Brothers

Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question. ~  Albert Camus

A good wife makes a good husband. ~ Anonymous

Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act. ~ Annie Besant