Dave’s Daily Quotes

Heredity is something parents comfortably believe in, if they have a bright child.     ++

Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!   ++

If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, then you are all right.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.     ++

I’m afraid I have a PBS mind in an MTV world.     ++

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?    ++

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs?  I don’t want to have to restart my collection.

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Consciousness:  That annoying time between naps.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free. ~ P.J. O’Rourke

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you. ~ Pericles

The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. ~ Ronald Reagan    ++

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class… save Congress. ~ Mark Twain

The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.   ++

How can there be self-help ‘groups’?     ++

Is it just me–or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?    ++

If price and worth mean the same thing, why are priceless and worthless opposites?

Is it possible to be totally partial?