Dave’s Daily Quotes

O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds. ~ Anonymous

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right? ~ Charles M. Schulz

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that’s pretty important. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. ~ Goethe

Reducing an issue to black and white clears the way for violence.  ~ Anonymous

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. ~ George Orwell

We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, ‘Why did this happen to me?’ unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way. ~ Phillip E. Bernstein

I think, therefore I am. ~ Decartes I think, therefore I am, I think. I doubt, therefore I might be. I don’t think so, therefore I’m probably not. I forget, therefore I was. I drink therefore I am. ~ W. C. Fields I think, therefore I am single. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. (I think…

I did an unbelievable amount of work in the yard. It’s amazing what you can do when your wife puts your mind to it.

Are there any experienced suicide bombers?

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.~ Robert Orben

If Murphy’s law can go wrong it will.

Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.

It is never easy being a mother.  If it were easy, fathers would do it.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you’ve done.

Age is to women like Kryptonite is to Superman. ~ Kathy Lette

The hardest part of business is minding your own.

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge; I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway…

The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. ~ Jeff Shaw

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I fear vastly more a futile, incompetent old age than I do any form of death.  ~ William Allen White

I’ve decided I’d like to get to know you all a lot better. Let’s start with banking information.