Dave’s Daily Quotes

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~ Anonymous

I never met a chocolate I didn’t like. ~ Deanna Troi ( Star Trek: The Next Generation)    ++

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!!! ~ Anonymous

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~ Victor Borge

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. ~ Winston Churchill

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~ Jerry M. Wright

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~ Jim Fiebig

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. ~ John Foster Dulles

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.  ~ Will Rogers

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. ~ Yiddish Proverb

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~ Phyllis Diller

Exercise is a dirty word.  Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. ~ Anonymous

We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is someone will win.  ~ Barry Crimmins

Discipline yourself and others won’t need to. ~ John Wooden

Politeness makes one appear outwardly as they should be within. ~ Jean De La Bruyere

I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it. ~ Jean Kerr

You don’t seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy, because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. ~  Jean Kerr

There’s an old saying:  There’s no place like home.  Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar. ~ Geoffrey Parfitt

You can’t study the darkness by flooding it with light. ~ Edward Abbey

Cock your hat–angles are attitudes. ~ Frank Sinatra

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked. ~ Anonymous

The world’s smallest package is a man wrapped up in himself. ~ Charles Swindoll

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest. ~ Anon.

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”