Dave’s Daily Quotes

If you don’t get lost, there’s a chance you may never be found.

Beware when God unleashes a thinker into this world.

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.    ++ A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The barman says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”    ++ A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”    ++ A dyslexic man walks…

WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

The first U.S. Marines wore high leather collars to protect their necks from sabers, hence the name “leathernecks.”    ++

On December 20, 1860, South Carolina was the first state to secede from the Union.    ++

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime. Americans eat 20.7 pounds of candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is, is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.    ++

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. ~ Howard W. Newton

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Those who own much have much to fear. ~ Rabindranath Tagore

We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them. ~ Christian Nestell Bovee   ++

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. ~ Maya Angelou

One isn’t necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest. ~ Maya Angelou

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever. ~ Brian Wilson

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~ Errol Flynn

The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ~ George Burns

A parent’s life is a child’s guidebook. ~ Anonymous

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life.  It goes on. ~ Robert Frost   ++

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old;  it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.  ~ Agatha Christie

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.  ~ Woody Allen

The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. ~ Madeleine L’Engle

Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~ Mort Walker

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. ~ Charles Gordy