More “walks into a bar” puns

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.    ++

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The barman says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”    ++

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”    ++

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (thnik abuot taht ofr a miunte)    ++

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”    ++