Dave’s Daily Quotes

Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence. ~ Joan Mills

Christmas is, of course, the time to be home – in heart as well as body. ~  Garry Moore

As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. ~ Eric Sevareid

Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It’s always the next Christmas. ~ Joanne Woodward

What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store?  What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more? ~ Dr. Seuss

When we hold our grandchildren in our arms, we are holding a piece of the future we will not see.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

I am a deeply superficial person. ~ Andy Warhol

Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!

If it weren’t for caffeine I’d have no personality whatsoever!

The covers of this book are too far apart. ~ Ambrose Bierce

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. ~ Lance Armstrong

Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Sleep:  a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Optimist:  Someone without much experience.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. ~ George Will

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won’t. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

A foolish opinion shared by thousands is still a foolish opinion. ~  Anatole France

Dancing:  the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. ~ Mae West