Dave’s Daily Quotes

  • When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. ~ African Proverb

  • Children often have imaginary playmates.  I suspect that half of them are really their guardian angels.  ~ Eileen Elias Freeman

  • The aim of life is self-development. To realize one’s nature perfectly–that is what each of us is here for. ~ Oscar Wilde

  • When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier. ~ Roy Disney

  • Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time you’ve got.

  • Scars are stories, history written on the body.

  • I’m as broke as the ten commandments.

  • When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.  ~ Anonymous

  • Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. ~ Albert Smith

  • Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. ~ Harriet Braiker

  • When you aim for perfection, you discover it’s a moving target. ~ George Fisher

  • Try saying, ‘Whale Oil Beef Hooked’ without sounding like an Irish man swearing. ~ Jack Dee

  • Five Quick TONGUE TWISTERS for the glib…

    Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop. A bloke’s back bike brake block broke.

  • There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting. ~ Mark Twain

  • Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears. ~ Brian Tracy

  • Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. ~ Spanish Proverb

  • A free lunch is only found in mousetraps. ~ John Capozzi

  • A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone. ~ Robert Frost

  • A good conscience is a continual Christmas. ~ Benjamin Franklin

  • There are no strangers on Christmas Eve. ~ Adele Comandini and Edward Sutherland

  • Christmas, in its final essence, is for grown people who have forgotten what children know. Christmas is for whoever is old enough to have denied the unquenchable spirit of man. ~ Margaret Cousins

  • They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. ~ Mrs. Paul M. Ell

  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~ Garrison Keillor

  • The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! ~ Charles N. Barnard

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