Dave’s Daily Quotes

Rather fall with honor than succeed by fraud. ~ Sophocles

I’m so lucky to be in the position to give. It’s really a gift to give. ~ Elvis Presley

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. ~ Jim Morrison

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. ~ Chinese Proverb

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. ~ Sheldon S. Maye

Of those who say nothing, few are silent. ~ Thomas Neill

Most people grow old within a small circle of ideas, which they have not discovered for themselves. There are perhaps less wrong-minded people than thoughtless. ~ Luc de Clapiers

Never make a defense or apology before you are accused. ~ King Charles I

The Schizophrenic:  an unauthorized autobiography     ++

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension.  ~ Steven Wright  ++

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. ~ (Latin:  I can’t hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.) ~ Jason B. Standing

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! ~ Jack Handey

Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. ~ Wil Shriner    ++

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. ~ Johnny Carson

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. ~  A. J. Libeling

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself. ~ Anonymous

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ~ Steven Wright

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. ~ Darrin Weinberg

They think they can make fuel from horse manure…   Now I don’t know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. ~ Billie Holliday    ++

And when a friend told me that I speak foolishly, I answered that it is so he might understand me. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

I quote others only in order the better to express myself. ~ Michel de Montaigne

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.  ~ Woody Allen    ++

What luck for rulers that men do not think.  ~ Adolf Hitler