Dave’s Daily Quotes

Let me forget about today until tomorrow. ~ Bob Dylan

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

My ambition is handicapped by my laziness. ~ Charles Bukowski

I am a little shy of any assumption of moral indignation; there is always in it an element of self-satisfaction which makes it awkward to anyone who has a sense of humor. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Has it not occurred to you that clinical examination of oneself is yet another obsession? What you dissect has to be dead first–that’s the principle of dissection, after all. ~ Steven Erikson

All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms. It’s by talking nonsense that one gets to the truth! I talk nonsense, therefore I’m human. ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is possible to be homesick for a Time, and to be lonely for the only other person who could recall it. ~ Robin Hobb

Brain damage is all in your head. ~ Karl Lehenbauer

Got a dictionary?  I want to know the meaning of life.

A right is not what someone gives you;  it’s what no one can take from you. ~ Ramsey Clark

You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

The only real difference between men and women is that men are crabby all month long.

In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.

You want me to put holes in my ears and hang things from them?  How…tribal.

If he learns from his mistakes, it won’t be long before he’ll know everything.

One never sees a monument to a committee.

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. ~ Clarence Darrow

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Ass ( n.): The masculine of “lass.”

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. ~ Quentin Crisp

I expect to pass through this world but once.  Any good, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now.  Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again. ~ Stephen Grellet

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. ~ Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

Society is composed of two great classes, those that have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinner. ~  Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort