Dave’s Daily Quotes

Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side. ~ François de La Rochefoucauld

To be together, you need TO-GET-HER.

Sun follows rain, strength follows pain…Sun follows rain, time heals the pain. ~ Brenda Russell

There are two fools in every market:  one asks too little, one asks too much. ~ Russian proverb

If it’s painful for you to criticize your friends, you’re safe in doing it; if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that’s the time to hold your tongue. ~ Alice Duer Miller

There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering, and even more difficult. ~ Harry and Joan Miller

Humor comes from self-confidence. ~ Rita Mae Brown

It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions. ~ Aristotle

There are some days I practice positive thinking.  And other days I’m not positive I am thinking. ~ John M. Eades

People’s attitudes have been changing over the past 15 years, but China is still the world’s biggest consumer of dogs. ~ Jill Robinson

There are too many mediocre things to deal with.  Love shouldn’t be one of them. ~ Jill Robinson

There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path! ~ Morpheus (The Matrix)

There is truth in humor, but not humor in truth.

The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated… he forgets truths which are too simple.

The way you see people is the way you treat them. And the way you treat them is what they become. ~ Goethe

The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.

Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in the world. ~ Cesare Pavese

Anything unrelated to elephants is irr-elephant.

Don’t think of it as sleeping with your professor… think of it as “acing Biology.”

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a “VERY LARGE” and empty mayonnaise jar. He proceeded to fill it with rocks, which were about 2 inches in diameter. He filled the jar to the top! He then asked the students…

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimize. ~  Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

The lyf so short, the craft so longe to lerne. ~ Geoffrey Chaucer

There is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it has not yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche