Dave’s Daily Quotes

If she spoke her mind, she would have nothing to say.

It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly. ~ Steve Connelly

If space and time are the same (see:   Einstein, Albert), can you be five miles late?

I don’t get even, I get odder.

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. ~ George Bernard Shaw

History repeats itself; that’s one of the things that’s wrong with history. ~ Clarence Darrow

We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence…on pain of liquidation. ~ George Bernard Shaw

I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy.  I expostulated, but he replied:  “The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that’s fair.”  In these words he epitomized the history of the human race. ~ Bertrand Russell

What a country calls its vital economic interests are not the things which enable its citizens to live, but the things which enable it to make war. Petrol is much more likely than wheat to be a cause of international conflict. ~ Simone Weil

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels.  But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. ~ J. K. Rowling

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. ~ Seneca

Politics… have always been the systematic organization of hatreds. ~ Henry Brooks Adams

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. ~ Anonymous

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. ~ Anonymous

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. ~ R. Clopton

It’s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. ~ Phil White

An “acceptable” level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

60 isn’t old.  If you’re a tree.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I’m home now, but leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out. ~ Steven Wright  ++

If you don’t like my opinion of you, you can always improve. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  ++

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The temperature of a car’s seat is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.

Bad is never good until worse happens. ~ Danish proverb

Don’t make someone your Everything, because when they’re gone, you’ll have Nothing.