Dave’s Daily Quotes

Experience is not what happens to you;  it is what you do with what happens to you. ~ Aldous Huxley

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. ~  Robert Frost

Thinking is the hardest work there is, perhaps that’s the reason so few engage in it. ~ Henry Ford

If your parents get divorced, will you still be brother and sister?

Refusing to accept the earth as our sacred mother, these Christians have become a dangerous threat to the survival of humanity. ~ Al Gore

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. ~ Socrates

Mathematics teachers call retirement “the aftermath.”

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson:  you find the present tense, but the past perfect! ~ Anonymous

Everything is always okay in the end; if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

If we learn from our mistakes then I am a PhD. ~ Anonymous

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s were you get shitty thoughts. ~ Anonymous

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.  ~ Douglas MacArthur

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.  We grow old by deserting our ideals.  Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.  ~ Samuel Ullman

We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech. ~ Sir Boyle Roche

Why should we put ourselves out of our way to do anything for posterity?  For what has posterity ever done for us?” ~ Sir Boyle Roche

The older I get, the more I believe we should respect the elderly.

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone.”

Honeymoon:  A short period of doting between dating and debting.

Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. ~ Sir Boyle Roche

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

If it feels good, do it, and if it does good, feel it.

I love God.  It’s his fan club that makes me nervous.

Question authority and the authorities will question you.

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Was this on Ebay or  Craig’s List?  Ex-wife for sale.  Just take over payments.