Dave’s Daily Quotes

Please help keep the world clean:  others may wish to use it.

Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. ~ Thomas Carlyle

Some people live life in the fast lane.  You’re in oncoming traffic.

Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.

‘Naomi, sex at noon taxes.’  I moan.   Never odd or even.   A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.   Madam, I’m Adam.   Sit on a potato pan, Otis.   Sit on Otis.

Lost interest?  It’s so bad I’ve lost apathy.

Life–love it or leave it.

Knocked.  You weren’t in. ~ Opportunity

It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.

It isn’t easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.

It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. ~ Leonardo da Vinci

Immanuel Kant but Kublai Khan.

Sticking your head in the sand only guarantees that you’ll get your rear kicked. ~ Dave Matthews

If you have nothing to do, don’t do it here.

If life isn’t what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. ~ Soren Kierkegaard

Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts. ~ Soren Kierkegaard

If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because I cannot do this I must believe. ~ Soren Kierkegaard

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. ~ Soren Kierkegaard

War is like love; it always finds a way. ~ Bertolt Brecht

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand. ~ Bertolt Brecht

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. ~ Bertolt Brecht

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. ~ Jane Wagner