Dave’s Daily Quotes

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

No brains, no headache.

Whining is anger through a small opening. ~ Stuart Smalley

Today, you have 100% of your life left. ~ Tom Landry

When you blame others you give up your power to change. ~ Anonymous

You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to.

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. ~ Michael Jordan

A closed mouth gathers no feet. ~ Anonymous

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~ Ayn Rand

A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey’s monkey. ~ Anonymous

Books may well be the only true magic. ~ Alice Hoffman

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

God gave us two ends–one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. ~ Anonymous

If I’m not home, accepting what I can’t change, I’m probably out, changing what I can’t accept. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep. ~ Yiddish Proverb

It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. ~ W. Edwards Deming

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ~ Jules Renard

Never fight an inanimate object. ~ P. J. O’Rourke

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. ~ Vince Lombardi

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing. ~ Anonymous

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A Pachydermatologist

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!

Do not regret growing older.  It is a privilege denied to many.

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. ~ Woody Allen

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were? – Satchel Paige