Dave’s Daily Quotes

This aphorism would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.  

If you’re not out of book space, you’re probably not worth knowing.  

WTFWJD?  

Don’t give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude.  

I’m like a chocoholic, but for booze. ~ The Onion  

If  you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it’s a good idea to count your fingers. ~ Martin Buxbaume  

A truly great man never puts away the simplicity of a child. ~ Chinese proverb  

You can cage a swallow but you can’t swallow a cage, can you? (palindrome)  

You auto buy now.

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue. ~ Vittorio Alfieri  

Why would anyone want to be called “Later”?  

Who will take care of the world after you’re gone?  

The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.  

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.  

Advertising must be trite–it’s the law of the jingle.  

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. ~ D. W. Jones  

Be careful–the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease.  

Did you say “Child of a Looser God” or “Child of a Loser God?”  

Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh.  

Cogito Ergo Spud–I think, therefore I yam.  

Computer Technicalities–it’s all geek to me.  

Have an affair.  It’ll help break up the monogamy.  

I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything’s been downhill since.  

I’m a Zen nudist–I’m naked in my own mind.  

Incorrigible Punster–do not incorrige.