Dave’s Daily Quotes

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers  

Men are only as great as they are kind. ~ Elbert Hubbard  

The best of men are but men at best. ~ John Flavel  

I’m not a control freak.  I am just aware how much better things would go if they were done my way. ~ Bill Ingraham  

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. ~ Leo Kessler  

A faith is something you die for, a doctrine is something you kill for. There is all the difference in the world.~ Tony Benn

While most peoples’ opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does.  

You don’t have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.  

Anything that doesn’t matter has no mass.  

The speed of time is one second per second. ~ Anonymous

Denniston’s law:  Virtue is its own punishment. ~ Aneurin Bevan  

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can’t do anything about. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~ Thomas Edison  

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. ~ Hunter S. Thompson  

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. ~ Eddie Izzard  

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. ~ G.K. Chesterton  

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ~ Douglas Adams  

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can’t be blamed on somebody else. ~ Anonymous  

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Any ship can be a minesweeper.  Once. ~ Naval Ops Manual  

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. ~ General Douglas MacArthur  

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities. ~ Oscar Wilde  

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. ~ Anonymous