Dave’s Daily Quotes

A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.  

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. ~ John W. Whitehead    ++  

I just heard the government is putting an extra 40% tax on aspirin because it’s white and it works. ~ Anonymous  

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. ~ E. B. White    ++  

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ~ E. B. White  

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ~ E. B. White     ++  

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. ~ E. B. White  

Be obscure clearly. ~ E. B. White  

A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver. ~ Thomas à Kempis  

O powerful love, that in some respects makes a beast a man, in some other, a man a beast. ~ William Shakespeare  

Truth is the object of philosophy, but not always of philosophers. ~ John Churton Collins  

Half of our mistakes in life arises from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel. ~ John Churton Collins  

I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked. ~ Fanny Brice  

You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. ~ Benjamin Disraeli  

Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul? ~ Oscar Wilde

The more things change, the more they stay insane. ~ Richard Hofstadter  

You never see a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.  

One who cares is one who listens.  

Failure is the path of least persistence. ~ George M. Van Valkenburg, Jr  

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. ~ Anonymous  

If your religion does not change you, then you should change your religion. ~ Elbert Hubbard  

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools. ~ Walter Winchell  

When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things.  Define the moment, or let the moment define you. ~ Kevin Costner  

If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. ~ Doris Day  

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher