Dave’s Daily Quotes

Every time I hear the phone, it’s ringing.  

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful. ~ Bess Myerson  

From sharp minds come…pointed heads.  

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. ~ Bertrand Russell     ++  

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. ~ Booker T. Washington  

It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow  

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands–and then eat just one of the pieces. ~ Judith Viorst     ++  

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. ~  Groucho Marx  

I got a water-bed, but my husband stocked it with trout. ~ Joan Rivers  

When will all the rhetorical questions end? ~ George Carlin    ++  

The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football.   A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ~ Joe Theismann  

Get even…with the people that have helped you.  

Headline:  Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D’Etat!  

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness. ~ John Ruskin  

Money isn’t everything–it isn’t even enough!  

Those who are poor smile at what they have yet those who have good fortune frown at what they do not have.  

Price, quality, service.  Pick two.

Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law.  Choose any two.  

By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it. ~ Malcolm Forbes  

Formula for youth:  keep your enthusiasms and forget your birthdays.  

Maturity begins when we’re content to feel we’re right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. ~ Sydney Harris  

Strange how much you have to know before you know how little you know.  

Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer  

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. ~ John Andrew Holmes  

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both. ~ John Andrew Holmes