Dave’s Daily Quotes

The average person thinks he isn’t. ~ Father Larry Lorenzoni  

There is a difference between happiness and wisdom:  he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool. ~ Francis Bacon  

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. ~ John F. Kennedy  

When a person has a pet peeve it’s remarkable how often they pet it.  

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. ~ Bernard Bailey  

Things are only impossible until they’re not.  

The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is going to accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same thing yesterday.  

Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes.    ++  

Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.  

Dangerous guys, those dinosaurs.  Foot-prints there are, but no finger-prints.  

I love my paper shredder.  It makes me feel like my trash is important.  

I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad? ~ Anonymous  

They make you think smoking marijuana makes you paranoid. ~ Anonymous  

Oh yeah? If you’re so smart, why don’t I understand you? ~ Anonymous  

I don’t trust statistics.  Never try to cross a river that has an average depth of 4 feet. ~ Anonymous  

Most of my faults are not my fault. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

Yesterday’s bread is tomorrow’s croûtons. ~ Malcolm McLaren  

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.  

All my life I said I wanted to be someone… I can see now that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner

Did you hear about the guy who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?  

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?    ++  

Never separate the life you live from the words you speak. ~ Paul Wellstone  

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ~ Robert Orben  

He who is eternally without desire perceives the spiritual side of it;  He who is permanently with desire perceives the limit of it. ~ Laozi  

You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends. ~ Joseph Conrad