Dave’s Daily Quotes

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~ Steve Prefontaine  

You are so young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions.  Refrain therefore a while from setting yourself up as judge of the highest matters. ~ Plato  

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.  It’s not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it’s when you’ve had everything to do, and you’ve done it. ~ Margaret Thatcher  

You can’t turn back the clock but you can wind it up again. ~ Bonnie Prudden

Yes, children are deductible, but they also can be taxing.  

Everybody in the world has the same amount of time every day, yet 95% of the people one talks to say they just don’t have enough time…  Hey, you got a minute? ~ jdm

I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now.  

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. ~ Robert A Heinlein  

A bore is a person who deprives you of solitude without providing you company. ~ Gian Vincenzo Gravina  

Will Rogers never met Obama.

What is the most famous and popular rock group of all time?  Mount Rushmore.  

If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. ~ Anonymous  

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin. ~ Robert A. Heinlein  

An armed society is a polite society. ~ Robert A. Heinlein  

Boldly going nowhere.

Equality!! If men and women were created equal, a judge in capital crime cases would have to make sure that women were hung like men.  

Necrophilia: that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

You don’t become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.  

Change, accept, or leave.  

Your attitude is the librarian of your past, the speaker of your present, and the prophet of your future! ~ John C. Maxwell  

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down. ~ Geechy Guy  

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?  

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.  ~ Jason Love  

Reality check:  you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight.  At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems.  You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life.  Losing weight…

Women’s creed:  Men are like linoleum.  If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years. ~ Anonymous