Dave’s Daily Quotes

Sometimes I feel old enough to be my own father.  

I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.  

Laughing stock:  cattle with a sense of humor.  

If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find they’re very scarce.  If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere. ~ Zig Ziglar  

We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles. ~ Jimmy Carter  

Can you remember when day-care centers were called home?  

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. ~ Fran Lebowitz  

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell. ~ Frank Borman  

The ten most important two letter words, in the English language is: IF IT IS TO BE IT IS UP TO ME.  

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can stand.  

What’s needed in government is more horse sense and less nonsense.

There is only one giant machine operated by pygmies, and that is bureaucracy. ~ Honore de Balzac  

The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee. ~ Polish proverb

And Nathan said to David, ‘Thou art the man’. ~ Bible, 2 Samuel 12:7 Hence, today’s idiom, “You da man…!”  

Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?  

Whenever I’m sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches… ~ Anonymous

Even people that believe in predestination look both ways before crossing the street. ~ Stephen Hawking

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn’t pay Smith. ~ Robert Green Ingersoll  

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?  

Q: How do you spell “onomatopoeia”? A: The way it sounds  

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly–opportunity doesn’t knock twice!  

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.  

As of 1992, they’re called European Economic Community fries.  

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly:  You know dear, you may be right.  

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ~ Edward R. Murrow