Dave’s Daily Quotes

When someone says the word ‘exercise,” do you feel the need to wash their mouth out with chocolate?

Our ancestors used to exercise to get their food, now we exercise to get rid of it.  

We are in danger of forgetting that we cannot do what God does, and that God will not do what we can do. ~ Oswald Chambers  

We can only create what we can imagine. ~ Robert B. Mackay  

Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.  

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.  

How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?  

You have to make money first in order to make money last.  

If I knew then what I know now, I’d know more now.  

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger then the brain cell it occupied. ~ Arnold Glasgow  

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.  

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Life is full of disappointments, and I’m full of life!  

It is not the function of the government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error. ~ United States Supreme Court  

Warning:  Some ideologies on the Net are smaller than they appear. ~ Seth Finkelstein  

We don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change.  

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result.  Tears will get you sympathy.  Sweat will get you results. ~ Jesse Jackson  

The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can. ~  Margo Kaufman

Give me some of that old-time Religion…HAIL ZEUS!  

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.    

At one time in my life, I thought I understood the meaning of the word “service.”  The act of doing things for other people.  Then I heard the terms Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Service Stations . . . .   And I became confused about the word “service.”  This is not what…

Some folks wear their halos much too tight.

Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth. ~ Debbie Macomber  

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death. ~ Les Brown  

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.