Dave’s Daily Quotes

“Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.” ~ Dave Barry

“For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.” ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.” ~ Dave Barry

“A fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly.” ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.” ~ Dave Barry

“Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

“Little things affect little minds.” ~ Benjamin Disraeli

“Nurture your minds with great thoughts, to believe in the heroic makes heroes.” ~ Benjamin Disraeli

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned liess and statistics..” ~ Benjamin Disraeli

“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.” ~ Benjamin Disraeli

“Just because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.” ~ by Winnie the Pooh, ~ A. A. Milne

” Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, “I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease”. Disraeli replied, “That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”

Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch. ~ Dave James