Dave’s Daily Quotes

You are destined to become a major sex symbol, just as soon as societal attitudes toward sex become far less healthy. ~ Anonymous

Apudne te vel me? (Latin for “Your place or mine?”)

I call her Attila, ‘cuz she’s my Hun… ~Anonymous

Reflect on the pressure that drove you to think that that was the easy way out! ~ Anonymous   ++

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ~ Calvin

You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. ~ Anonymous

Charlie’s Rule #15:  Some things are more important than money.  Corollary: Most things are not more important than money. ~ Anonymous

Don’t call me son unless you’re going to include me in your will. ~ Al McGuire

Airplane fares have been increased considerably. Even the cost of going up is going up. ~ Anonymous

It’s easier to get folks to agree to do better tomorrow than to get them to do their best today. ~ Anonymous

I think all this talk about age is foolish.  Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too. ~ Gloria Swanson

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you’re apt to be appointed to carry them out. ~ Gene Brown

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much:  those who never take advice from anybody, and those who always take advice from everybody. ~ Anonymous

I love you like a fat kid loves cake. ~ Anonymous

In times of prosperity men ask too little of God. In times of adversity, they ask too much. ~ Anonymous

Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him. ~ Mark Twain

Adam should have been adamant. ~ Anonymous

A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. ~ Maya Angelou

This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better.  If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.…

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. ~ Paul Harvey

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it. ~ Clarence Darrow

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. ~ Anonymous

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?  Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” ~ Scott Adams

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ~ Will Rogers