Dave’s Daily Quotes

Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It’s like saying I don’t deserve it! ~ Calvin

There’s more to this world than just people, you know. ~ Hobbes

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him… ~ Oscar Wilde

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. ~ Charles Reade

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If you’re happy and you know it…share your meds… ~ Anonymous

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. ~ Jewish Proverb

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. ~ Milwaukee Journal

A conscience is like a baby.  It has to go to sleep before you can. ~ Anonymous

The family you come from isn’t as important as the family you’re going to have.~ Ring Lardner

A man can’t make a place for himself in the sun if he keeps taking refuge under the family tree. ~ Helen Keller

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. ~ John Bowring     ++

My parents were too poor to have children, so the neighbors had me. ~ Buddy Hackett

I said, ‘I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them.’ I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. ~ Dr. Seuss

If  you want to catch beasts you don’t see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too. ~ Dr. Seuss

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. ~ Dr. Seuss

“He should not be here,” said the fish in the pot.  “He should not be here when your mother is not.” ~ Dr. Seuss

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all. ~ Dr. Seuss

Oh, the things you can find if you don’t stay behind! ~ Dr. Seuss

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads. ~ Dr. Seuss

The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping. ~ Dr. Seuss

There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go. ~ Dr. Seuss

I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ’cause you’ll play against you. ~ Dr. Seuss

They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! ~ Dr. Seuss

You’re off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So… get on your way! ~ Dr. Seuss