Dave’s Daily Quotes

My wife and I prefer sex doggy-style. It gives her a chance to read her book and I can watch the sports channel. ~ Anonymous

It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.

Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing.

Peace is not something you wish for; it’s something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away. ~ Robert Fulghum

All great leaders have understood that their number one responsibility is cultivating their own discipline and personal growth. Those who cannot lead themselves cannot lead others. ~ John Maxwell

One of life’s best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem.  If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you’ve got a problem.  Everything else is an inconvenience.  Life is inconvenient.  Life is lumpy.  A lump in the oatmeal,…

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes, but we love ’em anyway.   ++

A bicycle ride is a flight from sadness. ~ James E. Starrs

Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. ~ Lance Armstrong

The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief…and unspeakable love. ~ Washington Irving

Pick yourself up out of yourself and feel what someone else is feeling. ~ Anonymous

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. ~ Harriett Beecher Stowe

He that conceals his grief finds no remedy for it. ~ Turkish Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. ~  Jack Lemmon

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge–myth is more potent than history–dreams are more powerful than facts–hope always triumphs over experience–laughter is the cure for grief–love is stronger than death. ~ Robert Fulghum

There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go. ~Anonymous

After desolation, grief brings back our humanity. ~ Mason Cooley

Piglet: Winnie, how do you spell love? Winnie: You don’t spell love, Piglet. You feel it. ~ A.A. Milne,Winnie the Pooh

If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you. ~ A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

‎If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever. ~ A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

Anything in parentheses can (not) be ignored.  ++

A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 … 9 … 8 … 7 …

Mid-life can bring out your angry, bitter side. You look at your latte-swilling, beeper-wearing, know-it-all teenager and think, “For this I have stretch marks?” ~ Anonymous