Dave’s Daily Quotes

We are all cells in the same body of humanity. ~ Peace Pilgrim

In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flames by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~ Albert Schweitzer

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations. ~ Isaac Disraeli

All the world is full of suffering. It is also full of overcoming. ~ Helen Keller

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. ~ Samuel Johnson

Become a possibilitarian.  No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities–always see them, for they’re always there.  ~ Norman Vincent Peale

Confusion is always the most honest response. ~ Marty Indik

Half of analysis is anal. ~ Marty Indik

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies. ~ Richard Lewis

I’m paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. ~ Richard Lewis

Why don’t they have waiters in waiting rooms? ~ George Carlin

Common sense and common courtesy are the two most uncommon things of all. ~ Jimmy Campbell

I love my girlfriend more than she will ever know, thanks to these sedatives. ~ The Covert Comic

There are three secrets to success: The first is: Keep your eyes and ears open. The second is:  Don’t tell everything you know.

There is no future in time travel.

The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language.

What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning.    ++

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.    ++

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

You know you’re getting older when you can’t remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?    ++

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill