Dave’s Daily Quotes

Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible. ~ Maya Angelou

I live in my own little world, but it’s OK, they know me here.  ++

Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch television for 3 hours!

What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tater Tots    ++

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?    ++

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.     ++

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. ~ Henry Kissinger

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work, and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. ~ Indira Ghandhi   ++

The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.  ++

If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.    ++

I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. ~ Marshall McLuhan

The death of one is a tragedy; the death of millions is just a statistic. ~ Joseph Stalin

The only people who don’t change their minds are either incompetent or dead. ~ Everett Dirkson

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph. ~ Anonymous

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. ~ Abigail Van Buren

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others. ~ Michael Carr

A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you’re at home. ~ Anonymous

A laugh is a smile that bursts. ~ Mary H. Waldrip

The soul is healed by being with children. ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky    ++

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. ~ Lora Brody

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment. ~ Catherine Aitken    ++

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost. ~ Dalai Lama