Dave’s Daily Quotes

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. ~ Michael McShane

The extreme limit of wisdom–that’s what the public calls “madness”. ~ Jean Cocteau

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body. ~ Geoffrey Parfitt

Who loves a lot, forgives a lot. ~ Amadeo Nervo

In the modern techno-industrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood. ~ Edward Abbey

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. ~ Walter Winchell

Only lie about the future. ~ Johnny Carson

Basically, I’m for anything that gets you through the night–be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels. ~ Frank Sinatra

Army food: the spoils of war

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. ~ Jacques Deval

Why should I care about future generations? What have they ever done for me? ~ Groucho Marx

Bumper sticker:  Ignore the environment. It’ll go away.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Relativity applies to physics, not ethics. ~ Albert Einstein

A child reminds us that playtime is an essential part of our daily routine. ~ Anonymous

…quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more. ~ Winston Churchill

Human flight in a machine might be evolved by the combined and continuous efforts of mathematicians in from one million to ten million years. ~ from an article in The New York Times, October 9, 1903 We started assembly today. ~ from the diary of Orville Wright, October 9, 1903 (Look at the dates on…

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.  ~ Robert Brault

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.  ~ Winston Churchill

Hope is the physician of each misery.  ~ Irish Proverb

So often time it happens, we all live our life in chains, and we never even know we have the key.  ~ The Eagles

We will never know how long it took to make the first clock. ~ Demetri Martin

The best surgeon, like the best general, is he who makes the fewest mistakes. ~ Astley Paston Cooper

Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary.  He was just that way.  If he didn’t need the money, he wouldn’t lay a hand on you. ~ Herb Shriner

When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life. ~ Richard Lewis